one bald jerk’s corner of the internet

Hi. I’m Bald Rider.

Short version: No hair, long beard, a few bikes…

I’m just a normal guy with a regular day job and don’t know much about this website stuff. Mrs. Bald Rider and I live with a bunch of cats and a rescue dog with one eye in the San Bernardino Mountains.

My first bike was a KLR650 in 2011 when I acquired my motorcycle endorsement. I’ve owned mostly Kawasaki’s and Suzuki’s over the years but there are currently three bikes in my stable: a 2023 Honda Trail 125 (Booger), a 2021 Ural Gear Up (Natasha) and a 2018 Honda Goldwing Tour DCT (Scarlett aka The Crimson Couch). I take them on adventures whenever I can and buy things to accessorize and maintain them. Sometimes I take pictures or write stories. Occasionally, video can be in the mix, as well.

I’m growing tired of social media. I haven’t been on Facebook in years except to try to sell something on occasion. Instagram is ok but Twitter is a dumpster fire. What the hell is X, anyway? Threads? Meh. I like YouTube, though.

I’m in my 40s and I refuse to join the Tiktaks or whatever the kids are doing these days. So I bought a domain in August 2022 and here we are. There is something freeing about owning your own site and making your own rules.

Want to go on an adventure? Have some feedback or ideas? Want to give me millions of dollars in sponsorship deals?

Contact me!